Now, I’ve heard of men getting sympathy pains during their partner’s pregnancies, but this is just ridiculous! It’s seems to me that I’m growing a “sympathy belly!” I’ve gained more weight lately than she has…
I guess that just because she can handle that extra helping of ice cream doesn’t mean that I need to join her!
So… I’m gonna start a diet. I’m going to watch what I eat from now until the baby comes. Maybe I can shed these few pounds that I’ve put on. I don’t want the baby’s first thought to be, “Wow, my mommy is so pretty… who is that fat guy?”
So, to all delicious food… I bid you farewell for a time. Soon we will be reunited in a glorious feast of celebration… until then I’ll be eatin’ with the rabbits!